gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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