I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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