Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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