Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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