If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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