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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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