I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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