so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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