don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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