If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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