you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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