Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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