So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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