I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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