I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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