The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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