I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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