It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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