I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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