Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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