Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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