Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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