I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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