your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
A+ Viking dick
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
