I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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