I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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