Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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