hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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