So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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