I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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