And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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