nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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