Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I think your dad took our porno
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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