Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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