He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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