Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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