its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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