Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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