cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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