Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
two words: eviction party
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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