I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
