What a fucking waste of an outfit
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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