DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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