For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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