White coat. Heels.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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