The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My Higher Power is John Stamos
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
What a dumb baby whore.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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