we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
