North Korea, Best Korea!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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