So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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