We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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