He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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