i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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