elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We don't watch enough power rangers
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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