he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
