If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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