i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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