that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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