why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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